While I still have access to the internet- just found this on Em’s livejournal:
Dear ________,
I _____ you. You have a nice _____. You make me ____. You should _______. Someday I will _____. You and me are ______.
We should __________. If I saw you now I’d _______. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. If I could, I’d give you ___________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
I have provided an example below- contribute in the comments by copying and pasting (begin with a ‘dear jen’ if it amuses you)
Dear Bel,
I miss you. You have a nice soft, delicious brain. You make me smarter with your delicious brain that I have been progressively sucking out of your head for the last 12 years. You should totally grow more brain. Someday I will finish eating your brain, and by extension you, and I will be really really sad. Seriously I should stop eating your brain. You and me are strangely enough, still best buds, possibly because you have so few brain cells left you can’t tell I’m not a very good friend.
We should snup again in the near future. If I saw you now I’d give you a big kiss on the cheek (a good way to start gnawing at the brain y’know). I would build a brain recepticle just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be weird science. If I could, I’d give you back the bits of your brain I have eaten. I am sorry.
We could still cuddle under the stars.
Love,
Jennifer
(P.S. Now the truth is out, you can blame your lame typing skills on me. Although I would love some malk right now.)
